We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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