never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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