Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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