i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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