I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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