I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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