whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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