u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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