I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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