He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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