Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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