doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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