nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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