So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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