question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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