I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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