ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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