What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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