The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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