The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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