I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
where does the pee come out of this thing
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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