do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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