Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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