spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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