the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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