i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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