You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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