Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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