He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i will never coherently bang her
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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