So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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