I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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