Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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