Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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