can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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