Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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