Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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