Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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