She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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