Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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