I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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