who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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