Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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