shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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