Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize