I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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