ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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