How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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