HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We need to rekindle our bromance
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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