oh god the rape fog is back!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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