my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When are your genitals available?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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