Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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