That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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