I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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